Joline's Journey PT 1

Dear diary moments gone wrong 

Oh wow, biggest food baby to date, OK so to tell you about day, there might be some judgement but I’ll take it…
Dear Diary,

Woke up… additude all Kanye, trying too get my shit together her getting ready forchurch, which OK I just nodded off a little…it wasn’t boring, just so tired… feeling a little guilty


I ate so much cake and food and ice cream and after a sesh I wan food!!so it wore off super quick but i would love to be able to have another piece of cake but the pain; I swear to you I have arguments with myself in my head, one joline needs more, wondering why 4 sesh out of it not happy and want to eat more but eating food when it’s wearing off doesn’t feel the same the pain cramp right now, at a high
Still… cake … hmmm

I don’t know how you guys are my friends, I drive me crazy… pat on the back and self give to yourself… if I knew me I’d run the other way throwing up gang signs…

Then there’s the ‘she smokes’ WOW Factor’ How does it affect you?? It doesn’t if it bothers you, font read my blogs..
I tried on glasses… $560 for the frames 😱

So I got my church on today… I only just started….hey I met a pastor on ‘what’s hapn’ ok so nothing for me was happening

Then got onto pof… omg wtf?? 300 hits a day, is this a scam thing…. not that many guys in the Street or asking me on dates so that can’t be true…. think I have to unplug myself out of that on pof thing

Who’d have me, fuck I wouldn’t ha ha poor soul

I am going to love you and leave you

I took something (yes medication ) makes you sleep plus feel like your on a cloud

So going to ride that wave hope too anyways, hmmm cake tea and bed.. floating
Oh I am mashing an iron rep Tefal wanna know why… I’ll post a link

Ps, I am starting up a page on fb, I’ll provide the link below, for little hampers or gift boxes for special  occasion and price range.. I talk about it on YouTube so I’ll edit the link it

Till then

With Love

Signing off

Joline Lootsma

Joline's Journey PT 1

The real me

This is that ‘dear diary’ moment again,
5:39 pm Thursday 12/10/2017

It’s 7:18 pm … stoned in a car, just ate a roll of Oreos (big fail) food baby but about to get some anyways… can’t say no to Orio

Omg I am in the car typing my life away, made it home, oh what no oreo run ?

Oh no, they’re walking back.. LEGENDS…Oh shit better remind them!

Age 14 is really when it all really began (life) being a finalist in back then most popular girl magazine (and always wil be) as a face of Dolly and we won all these prizes…  girl that won Taz won that year, the year after Miranda Kerr 

That’s a very small part about me

Friday 13/10/2017 1:29pm…

Boys ended up getting Pizza last night… I ate one by myself, man it was good

That’s what I used to get ready his morning

I tried this tooth powder stuff, taken some photos, I also have the black toothpaste which I’ll probably blog about next time

I soooo prefer the black one, seems to work better, but I’ll do that tomorrow I think

Just finished at the GP, he’s a mad little dude he asked me if I watched the show breaking bad ha ha ha so I pointed him to my blog as one of them is called: breaking bad – he was saying one of his patients couldn’t watch it as it reminded him of his own life…. hmmm wonder why I named my blog post ‘breaking bad‘?

1+1=2 not windows

What’s everyone doing tonight?

TGIG am I right, so still on ‘Plenty of fish’ that shit’s insane… I need a P.A so gonna meet up with someone I think later on with a friend of mine for the sake of the story I am calling her Tanya (I probably named her something else in my other blog) that’s the mistery.  Party it up maybe…. let’s hope

If not, shit us two know how to have a good time no matter what, sounds like it’s hectic already… trying to lose weight but in the Gold Coast heat I can even be bothered to walk to the fridge I am THAT lazy…. ha ha

So as my GP was talking to me I had to tell him about he story (which I talk about in my other blog) that Mark just got some random to pack my room up (except lingerie and my straighter and some other stuff) yes hats his real name I am not changing that one he can own it.. gp said, quote ‘dog move’ I like my gp he comes up with crazy ideas on how to make money since I can’t work… we googled Molly and percocet as I didn’t know what it was and it’s from that song by: Future

He was like oh if you can get it here we can prescribe it… yeh no so turns out no

One is MDMA so he advised to outsource that ha ha ha gold and maybe to get into debt collecting or become ‘his words exactly’ a plus size model ha ha ha ha… I was a little offended but hey he’d talk shit for days if he could… so collecting it is

So, that makes it busy time ahead today

Please check out the Facebook Page: wevegotwhatyouneed

More will be put on there and we can also sell whatever you need to get rid of, it says on the page how it works

We include Ebay and other sources

Love you and leave you,  I am obsesses with snapchat

Me, just before

Signing Off

With Love

Joline Lootsma 


Joline's Journey PT 1

Woke up with my attitude Kanye

My theory: honestly I think Kanye is the biggest douche, lost it

But you know What he’s good…  smart..

I was watching the interview to Kanye and Ellen

Watch it:

There are few people in this world that are smart enough to think you’re slow or dumb slow but are so not as dumb as they come across


ok, do I honestly read what this app was about, yeh yeh good bloggers do their homework… oops again smoked begore.. literally can’t be f*cked, tell you this though that family is a tycoon… think of how they got famous… it’s insane
Shit, I am getting distracted by snap chat at the minute.. yeh definitely not screen shorting that…  omfg love the single thing.. think I need like… a little F boy on the side

Too busy too do the whole ‘Lets live together’ ‘ I ❤️u … I am sure is be Nice but I havent really got the best track record with men…hmmmm
Oh, so chick I know her daughter and I made this Skype stuff today, legit it’s like a chemistry set ha ha…. so that’s what I did this afternoon

She wants to do a little YouTube segment on there but I can’t seem to load

Any ways

Nice memory

So, I think I am addicted to these damn snapchat filters

I need Snapchat rehab lol

As always


Signing off,

With Love


Joline Lootsma