The Journey

Moving on up

Merry New Year Everyone,

Hope everyone made it safely into 2018, and not with your head in the toilet the next day
i am 34, so I am getting way too old for that, so had a quiet one at home


2017 was a rough year and I spend moving around trying to find my feet (which didn’t go too well) but this morning is a new beginning and I am moving (for what I hope is for a while) with my lovely new family here in Queensland, Australia, and I am super exited all ready packed to go

Yesterday was my little sisters 21st Birthday, so a big milestone, and she’s grown into a beautiful woman, and she spend it in a hotel (hopefully not with her head in the toilet this morning) she may be 21 but I still think of her as that little girl following me around and thinking I was ‘the shit’


I remember watching Pitch Perfect two when it came out in the cinema’s and last night I went and watched Pitch Perfect three.  I have to say my favourite is still Pitch perfect one, two I thought was a bust and Pitch Perfect three I didn’t mind so much, but it was also a good distraction from being online on the ‘AfterPay’ app.


The AfetrPay app is like crack for shoppers, I can see myself blowing all my money away on designer shoes and phones and designer clothes and even…. a new bed and other furniture…. For you all that haven’t heard of it or haven’t been on it, you can shop till you drop online for pretty much anything and all you pay for that’s extra is the shipping and you pay it off over (i think) four fortnightly instalments (like i said crack for shoppers)


You can even buy airline tickets, and engagement rings, so I predict that soon instead of ‘gamblers anonymous’ they will have ‘AfterPay’ anonymous’ groups, where i’ll either be leading the group or an active member.


But check it out, you’ll see what I mean, and in no time you’ll be in the group with me!

Well, it’s time for me to start getting organised for the big move, so next time you’ll hear from me it will be from my new home, until then

Stay safe, and as always


Signing off,

With Love,

Joline Lootsma

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The real me

This is that ‘dear diary’ moment again,
5:39 pm Thursday 12/10/2017

It’s 7:18 pm … stoned in a car, just ate a roll of Oreos (big fail) food baby but about to get some anyways… can’t say no to Orio

Omg I am in the car typing my life away, made it home, oh what no oreo run ?

Oh no, they’re walking back.. LEGENDS…Oh shit better remind them!

Age 14 is really when it all really began (life) being a finalist in back then most popular girl magazine (and always wil be) as a face of Dolly and we won all these prizes…  girl that won Taz won that year, the year after Miranda Kerr 

That’s a very small part about me

Friday 13/10/2017 1:29pm…

Boys ended up getting Pizza last night… I ate one by myself, man it was good

That’s what I used to get ready his morning

I tried this tooth powder stuff, taken some photos, I also have the black toothpaste which I’ll probably blog about next time

I soooo prefer the black one, seems to work better, but I’ll do that tomorrow I think

Just finished at the GP, he’s a mad little dude he asked me if I watched the show breaking bad ha ha ha so I pointed him to my blog as one of them is called: breaking bad – he was saying one of his patients couldn’t watch it as it reminded him of his own life…. hmmm wonder why I named my blog post ‘breaking bad‘?

1+1=2 not windows

What’s everyone doing tonight?

TGIG am I right, so still on ‘Plenty of fish’ that shit’s insane… I need a P.A so gonna meet up with someone I think later on with a friend of mine for the sake of the story I am calling her Tanya (I probably named her something else in my other blog) that’s the mistery.  Party it up maybe…. let’s hope

If not, shit us two know how to have a good time no matter what, sounds like it’s hectic already… trying to lose weight but in the Gold Coast heat I can even be bothered to walk to the fridge I am THAT lazy…. ha ha

So as my GP was talking to me I had to tell him about he story (which I talk about in my other blog) that Mark just got some random to pack my room up (except lingerie and my straighter and some other stuff) yes hats his real name I am not changing that one he can own it.. gp said, quote ‘dog move’ I like my gp he comes up with crazy ideas on how to make money since I can’t work… we googled Molly and percocet as I didn’t know what it was and it’s from that song by: Future

He was like oh if you can get it here we can prescribe it… yeh no so turns out no

One is MDMA so he advised to outsource that ha ha ha gold and maybe to get into debt collecting or become ‘his words exactly’ a plus size model ha ha ha ha… I was a little offended but hey he’d talk shit for days if he could… so collecting it is

So, that makes it busy time ahead today

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More will be put on there and we can also sell whatever you need to get rid of, it says on the page how it works

We include Ebay and other sources

Love you and leave you,  I am obsesses with snapchat

Me, just before

Signing Off

With Love

Joline Lootsma