Joline, The Journey

2018 – The year of no DickPicks

New Years resolution…(S)….. Do we ever stick to it??


11:21 pm, not long till new year strikes and we bring in 2018!

I don’t know about you, but I thought 2017 was going to be a good year, FAIL… so no expectations really…. best way

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New Years resolutions, and do we stick to them?

I have decided that my new year resolution is more of a demand, having being single for over a year now, one reason because last few have ruined it for the rest and secondly and as important is that social media has screwed any fun out of the dating scene, it’s made it a platform for instead of getting asked out for dinner to wake up on an empty stomach with a dick pick…. not even a “hello” or even an introduction (not that this would make any difference) it’s just there? it’s a step up on a whole new level of guys whistling at you as they drive by?  Like? You don’t even stop…. what am I meant to do with that?….

And I don’t know, I don’t know any one who enjoys getting them, from some you know may? most you don’t.

And have the nerve to start talking like I am going to make my way over to you to do something with it? NO, you lazy s.o.b’s, honestly, there’s not even an element of trying there, like I am lazy af….I can guarantee you I am not making an get….. use a hand,  try it on every other girl you know.. I don’t know… (probably already send the same pic to 50 other woman and see who takes the bait) honestly ladies, does anyone go for this?

This brings me to my resolution, yes I have had a bad judgement on men since 2010 ( all before that treated me right and was all respectful) Then its just been a domino affect of loserville and dickpick central… and I don’t send nudes.. no… and if I want to see it, I will in the flesh on my watch and trust me not with dick picks or just plain “find a quiet place” you don;t even know me most of you! so this has put me off the whole putting myself out there…. I am sure I am not alone on this….  call me a prude… or a slut…. either way they both don’t describe me…. everyone can have their fun…. I am sure we’ve all been there but if you think it’s been through pictures.. dude you’re so wrong

In 2018, there’s a lot of changes I want to make personally and need to be made, but in keeping up with this topic and spirit of dickpicks and guys just assuming by sending dirty text and that’s all I want…  No, I am putting it out there… POF scared the shit out of me, there are not that many single guys for starters over 100 a day and so many cant be that devious, you weren’t raised right….

My first resolution in public as a plea

  1. stop with the pictures…. It’s actually just made me think that much less of you and it’s never going to happen
  2. Heard of asking a girl out on a ‘date’ and actual date…… be a gentleman, if you can’t be, go try that lame shit on someone else
  3. That’s it, it would be nice to meet or already know someone who would ask and wasn’t some sleazy prick about it, it’s disrespectful and I don’t roll that way…
  4. And I appreciate when you say you’re not after anything serious, I may not be either but I would like the possibility(if I tell you) that something could come from it

And this isn’t to every male out there, no

There are gentleman out there, this is not for you, the 1% that exists, this is for the other 99%

11:50 pm

I am thinking I should of done a dickpick collage of 2017 but 1. I don’t keep them, and it would of taken too long and it would of taken up some pages plus publishing it…. and I couldn’t be bothered either (just being honest)

So, 2018…. If another resolution is to put myself out there again, I think I deserve more then the now out dated, so 2017 dickpick!

Thank you

11:54pm…. Happy New Years Everyone

Much Love,

Joline Lootsma

Joline's Journey PT 1, The Journey



All you sexy mama’s out there, Hola, hello

Its is my single sexy free moment, I have officially been single for just over a year now!

Say whaaaa…. Yes no it’s 100% true

Let’s not go with cliche MRX let’s call my ex MR J (clever right?, for the ones that know me) People as if I miss the cuddling and the closeness… sad truth is, if it’s anything like my last exes’s then I am good!

My question to all the readers out there s ( I am sorry but especially  single ladies) to try these app’s where you wink or slide or … double click (is that even a thing?) should I be trying that too now?



Now I haven’t checked this out or downloaded it, but as an experiment, and because i can because i am single I am going to download this link:

Happn, it is called, i have seen adds on Facebook and really still am trying to grasp the concept of cyber dating 

‘Still have to get my head around dating, Honestly the way men are (there are a few exceptions) oh wait no i just texted one something that was important to me and is response was:HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

am sorry how rude, I am actually offended,  not even a thank you for the shirt design… Whatever.. yeh whatever 

Yes, thats’s what i want to hear after telling you something important to me… NEXT, not putting up with that… Forever whatever… (Top Blokes i am meeting)

And some guys online, the minute you turn them down they become worse then us girls when we missed our fave show because the footy is on!

See slim pickings for the prince on a white horse, oh lucky me

Or the ones that just send you message quoting #sendnudes ? Yes, Rhys I am talking about you

So, I am downloading the app “Happn” tomorrow morning, and i shall share my journey with you… I am a little nervous as I haven’t even read what it is about or what I have to do?? Coming in hot.. and blind in this case

What is a date again??

What does one wear??

Oh I will be talking about that but I need all the help… Sisters lets get together

I will report back tomorrow

I will go to the gym with “Happn” all sweaty and gross I doubt anything will happen”

I have followed this brand on facebook that makes gym clothes, I have officially become obsessed

I think I am their facebook stalker! I watch from afar…. i can’t afford it

I think something will defintly happen with happn wearing that

Here is the link:

As Always,


Keep Safe

Signing Off