Joline, The Journey

2018 – The year of no DickPicks

New Years resolution…(S)….. Do we ever stick to it??

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE,

11:21 pm, not long till new year strikes and we bring in 2018!

I don’t know about you, but I thought 2017 was going to be a good year, FAIL… so no expectations really…. best way

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New Years resolutions, and do we stick to them?

I have decided that my new year resolution is more of a demand, having being single for over a year now, one reason because last few have ruined it for the rest and secondly and as important is that social media has screwed any fun out of the dating scene, it’s made it a platform for instead of getting asked out for dinner to wake up on an empty stomach with a dick pick…. not even a “hello” or even an introduction (not that this would make any difference) it’s just there? it’s a step up on a whole new level of guys whistling at you as they drive by?  Like? You don’t even stop…. what am I meant to do with that?….

And I don’t know, I don’t know any one who enjoys getting them, from some you know may? most you don’t.

And have the nerve to start talking like I am going to make my way over to you to do something with it? NO, you lazy s.o.b’s, honestly, there’s not even an element of trying there, like I am lazy af….I can guarantee you I am not making an get….. use a hand,  try it on every other girl you know.. I don’t know… (probably already send the same pic to 50 other woman and see who takes the bait) honestly ladies, does anyone go for this?

This brings me to my resolution, yes I have had a bad judgement on men since 2010 ( all before that treated me right and was all respectful) Then its just been a domino affect of loserville and dickpick central… and I don’t send nudes.. no… and if I want to see it, I will in the flesh on my watch and trust me not with dick picks or just plain “find a quiet place” you don;t even know me most of you! so this has put me off the whole putting myself out there…. I am sure I am not alone on this….  call me a prude… or a slut…. either way they both don’t describe me…. everyone can have their fun…. I am sure we’ve all been there but if you think it’s been through pictures.. dude you’re so wrong

In 2018, there’s a lot of changes I want to make personally and need to be made, but in keeping up with this topic and spirit of dickpicks and guys just assuming by sending dirty text and that’s all I want…  No, I am putting it out there… POF scared the shit out of me, there are not that many single guys for starters over 100 a day and so many cant be that devious, you weren’t raised right….

My first resolution in public as a plea

  1. stop with the pictures…. It’s actually just made me think that much less of you and it’s never going to happen
  2. Heard of asking a girl out on a ‘date’ and actual date…… be a gentleman, if you can’t be, go try that lame shit on someone else
  3. That’s it, it would be nice to meet or already know someone who would ask and wasn’t some sleazy prick about it, it’s disrespectful and I don’t roll that way…
  4. And I appreciate when you say you’re not after anything serious, I may not be either but I would like the possibility(if I tell you) that something could come from it

And this isn’t to every male out there, no

There are gentleman out there, this is not for you, the 1% that exists, this is for the other 99%

11:50 pm

I am thinking I should of done a dickpick collage of 2017 but 1. I don’t keep them, and it would of taken too long and it would of taken up some pages plus publishing it…. and I couldn’t be bothered either (just being honest)

So, 2018…. If another resolution is to put myself out there again, I think I deserve more then the now out dated, so 2017 dickpick!

Thank you

11:54pm…. Happy New Years Everyone

Much Love,

Joline Lootsma

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Glass half full

Monday 2nd of October 2017

Yet another dear diary moment….

I am just sitting here recapping what’s happened the last two and a bit weeks… oh yeh that’s right.. someone called himself my brother and I’ve helped get out of shit did the biggest dog act and threw me out so he could have dealers living there, free drugs for this person… great life goal mate

Not even all my makeup and my bomb ass hairstraightner iPhone back up charger cord lamps…

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Honestly POF has scared me out of dating, seriously… the pickup lines are so 1970….

So yeh I joined, I didnt know that there were sooooo many single men on the coast??? WOW, some cuties…

I Honestly just got some disturbing messages

Check me out: https://www.pof.com/jolinelootsma

Oh I totally forgot

Oh and a Brent Tze and his date rape drug, waking up in hospital with tubes down my throats and after someone who you’ve known for so long  and once called sister  who all himself my brother tried to ruin my life and told me he was going to stab me. He can deny it all he wants I have it on messenger…  god some people need to lay of the ice a bit!!
All my makeup and clothes are boxed up, violated much?

Someone else other then myself cleaning , going through my thing and I dot think it’s all there…..  ‘

if i find stuff missing…. well

karma lives around the corner, all fury that bitch….. and I LOOOOOOOVE her!

karma

Single

Sunday 8/10/17  4:59 am

Dear dairy moments above…… uhm blame it on being stoned….and the temaze …

Ok gotto be honest….. I need too stop, too  stoned.  wish  i did this this blog prior… not as fun

Mad man twitching in the house  ha ha ha……… you know never believe what people tell you about other people, form your own opinion, I made that mistake even though it was a crazy situation but I also had a crazy person put it all on me and ran when something came swinging 

Turns out its an an act of love… ha ha ha …. swinging axes

So just quickly…. Please, anyone whose hooked on this game grand theft auto – the biker version? tell me what you think its about in your own words in real life but the every day 2017

I just really want to thank a family who took me in with open arms, and the support and offers places… really humbling to know!! I so so appreciate it… And Sam, guuuurl we gotto catch up!

Bless, to the guys looking out

MLLH&R

 

PPS, anyone played it yet…ha ha

biker

As always,

Signing off with love

Joline Lootsma

https:www.jolinelootsma.com