Joline's Journey PT 1

Princess and the pea

No rest for the wicked

I have officially been up for 46 hours anxiously glancing at my clock and wondering why the hell I am not sleeping?

Fair enough that i feel like the title – Princess and the pea

The car accident that happened last year is really starting to take a hit on this 34 year old body, having said that I live in Pennant hills, NSW  so if you know of a good doctor, please drop me a line as faith needs to be restored when it comes to your local GP

‘Sorry, back pain?… Can’t help (what you meant to say was that you WON’T) that in itself is enough to keep me up

Clock reads 1:07 am and I know I kind of quit smoking (always have a pack on hand) but that lighter is burning a hole in my pocket and as much as I am telling myself to stay away the thought of that first drag is really playing mind tricks on me

Oh what the heck, I just totally talked myself into it… Let’s take this computer outside (in the dark on the balcony) gosh I am a closet smoker ha ha (you can only laugh at yourself)

I decided tonight that it is a good time to download a game app, remember when CandyCrush Saga and Pet Rescue Saga first came out and you send people lives and AngryBirds was a massive hit?

‘Words with friends’ was one of my favourite, I actually think I will download it again and see if anyone is up for a little midnight 101 word sesh (doesn’t that sound romantic?)

Which brings me to the subject everyone seems to fear….. SINGLE!

Yes I am still rocking the ‘single lifestyle’ and loving it!

Having said that…. I miss having  someone there to kill the spiders for me, vacuuming them up doesn’t actually kill them (I came to this conclusion last nigh)

1:20 am and wide awake, still!

This is the most dangerous time for those shopping apps, where everything is super cheap and when it arrives you wonder what the hell do you need a sushi maker for? (I am not confirming if this happened to me ha ha)

1:22 am,  I need to looksleep into a good meditation app (the tone of voices bother me)

A friend of mine suggested an app called: Calm

This is the app below which lets you download it for free

I usually fall asleep to the noise of old comedies that I have watched before, something feels settling about the familiar laughter

I am in desperate need of some well needed beauty sleep, I am starting to look old

Camille tea, that would of been good, if I actually thought of it while being at the shops today

Desperately searching under the mattress for what I was hoping to be a pea that’s causing discomfort, but no

2:01 am, let’s call it a night,


As always

Keep Safe

Signing Off,

With Love

Joline Lootsma

Joline's Journey PT 1, The Journey



All you sexy mama’s out there, Hola, hello

Its is my single sexy free moment, I have officially been single for just over a year now!

Say whaaaa…. Yes no it’s 100% true

Let’s not go with cliche MRX let’s call my ex MR J (clever right?, for the ones that know me) People as if I miss the cuddling and the closeness… sad truth is, if it’s anything like my last exes’s then I am good!

My question to all the readers out there s ( I am sorry but especially  single ladies) to try these app’s where you wink or slide or … double click (is that even a thing?) should I be trying that too now?



Now I haven’t checked this out or downloaded it, but as an experiment, and because i can because i am single I am going to download this link:

Happn, it is called, i have seen adds on Facebook and really still am trying to grasp the concept of cyber dating 

‘Still have to get my head around dating, Honestly the way men are (there are a few exceptions) oh wait no i just texted one something that was important to me and is response was:HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

am sorry how rude, I am actually offended,  not even a thank you for the shirt design… Whatever.. yeh whatever 

Yes, thats’s what i want to hear after telling you something important to me… NEXT, not putting up with that… Forever whatever… (Top Blokes i am meeting)

And some guys online, the minute you turn them down they become worse then us girls when we missed our fave show because the footy is on!

See slim pickings for the prince on a white horse, oh lucky me

Or the ones that just send you message quoting #sendnudes ? Yes, Rhys I am talking about you

So, I am downloading the app “Happn” tomorrow morning, and i shall share my journey with you… I am a little nervous as I haven’t even read what it is about or what I have to do?? Coming in hot.. and blind in this case

What is a date again??

What does one wear??

Oh I will be talking about that but I need all the help… Sisters lets get together

I will report back tomorrow

I will go to the gym with “Happn” all sweaty and gross I doubt anything will happen”

I have followed this brand on facebook that makes gym clothes, I have officially become obsessed

I think I am their facebook stalker! I watch from afar…. i can’t afford it

I think something will defintly happen with happn wearing that

Here is the link:

As Always,


Keep Safe

Signing Off